How to care for your moose part 2 & 3

Part 2:
Make sure moose is properly seated in high chair and feed assorted colors of crayons


Part 3:
When moose is tired of eating crayons, make sure he has a proper seat at the table and gets a serving of french toast and yogurt.


The actual conversation this morning after you diapered and seated moose at the table:
"Moose wants french toast."
"Okay, does moose want a pink plate?"
"Pink plate."
"Moose needs fork."
Pause.
"Moose needs yogurt."

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